A Self Portrait

So here it is -- a promised picture... Not much to say other than it is a self-portrait, a digital image manipulated with the use of Photo Studio 2000. Or something. Not really in the best of moods right now because of some gossip floating around about me at work. It takes a lot to bother me -- I am the kind of person who does my own thing and could care less what people think of me -- but sometimes people say things that really upset me. But fear not -- I shall get to the bottom of the issue, because the thing being said is about the most absurd thing ever uttered about me. Stay tuned...